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"so casey, do you think it's a good idea to not post anything for like six months and then post two on the same night?"
"yes, i do"

every time i post a picture without a wang in it i get "hey where's the wang?" comments. here is your answer.

( readyornot )

heh. i really like this one, and i don't know why. please enjoy it at your convenience.

...if you work at a place where dirty pictures are mandatory. like a summer camp for pedophiles. or some sort of porno research facility. or an american apparel store.

...to win a danjohnson friends list award. they say that flattery is the most sincere form of flattery.

( itsbig )

i finally installed photoshop and the digi-pen. here is my first go at it on the new computer. it's just a dong, no big whoop.

( click4dong )

it's been a long time since i posted a funny little cartoon. i got a new computer and i have yet to find a good (read:free) copy of photoshop with which to do my cartooning. but that isn't the whole story... i was recently dealt a blow to my creative confidence by my old nemesis, Hollywood. i'm by sure that by now most of you have seen the film "Superbad", as it is a hilarious movie, and you people know funny. HOWEVER, if you have not, i am not ruining anything for you if i tell you that the movie prominently features a series of dick drawings. really good ones. funny ones. dick drawings, while not my invention and by no means a copyrighted feature of Ceesick Entertainment and Fish Delivery LTD, are my bread and butter. and since witnessing a theater full of people (none of whom are on my lj friends list) laughing uproariously at the onscreen cocks in Superbad, i feel....impotent. so to make myself feel better, and until i muster up the stones to get back on the dick-horse, here is a list of other movie ideas that Hollywood stole from me:

the truman show: for a while, i actually believed that Hollywood did actually rip this from my brain. when i was 12 or 13 i thought that a movie about a guy who live his whole life in view of the rest of the world, but was unaware of it himself, would be really great. turns out it was just ok.

harold and kumar go to white castle: i had originally titled it "casey and maria argue about who is going to take the dog out at 5 am " but it was basically the same story.

on deadly ground: steven seagal actually beat this idea out of me. and under siege 2. not under siege 1, though. he sure did change my essence.

this one is trazadone's memory. she says i should have made the boner bigger. live and learn. i've never been very good at drawing ladies. i think that makes me at least a little gay. that, and the 3 dudes i'm blowing as i type this. EDIT: i just realized i should have made the BONERS touching in the mirror; instead of the fingers. that's way funnier. crap.

this one comes to you compliments of subweird. i would put in a link to his journal but i don't know how, so find it and check it out. he's f-ing hilarious. also: why can't some of you people have memories that are easier to draw? didn't any of you get high with a stick person in the park? or possibly on a sailboat? maybe one of you got high with a giant rabbit or giant penis or a giant rabbit penis? no? ok. more to come.

this is the first in the "first time you got high" series. thanks realbad, and i hope you enjoy my take on your adolesence.

more coming soon!

about a week ago i got into one of those "what was it like the first time you smoked pot?" conversations. i decided that the first time i smoked pot i felt like i was traveling through time on a cloud made of money.

if you let me know (in a sentence or so) how you felt the first time you smoked a doob behind grandmas garage at easter with "cool" uncle andy, i will draw a picture of it. seriously. leave a comment and i will bring your fuzzy memories to life. on the internet!

our happy home has, in the last 24 hours, been host to 2 fish.

let me be real wit' y'all. i have recently started drawing with a digital pen. i enjoy it a great deal. i didn't mention it at first (my last 3 posts are all digi-pen creations), because i wanted to see if anyone would notice. DanJohnson noticed, proving once again his remarkable astuteness. i am fairly certain "astuteness" is a word, and even more certain that DanJohnson could tell me whether or not "astuteness" is, indeed, a word.

so here's a drawing i did with a digital pen. let me know what you think.

( warning,cocks )

seems like pranks and practical jokes are all the rage right now, and things are bound to go wrong sometimes. so what do you do when funny becomes tragic? make the pain and lawsuits go away with a greeting card from the "just kidding around" line...

( ohjustclickit )

thanks to DanJohnson, who gave me my very first award for anything ever. actually, i was employee of the month for 3 months straight when i delivered pizzas (thanks to/in spite of the homemade bong that rode shotgun. everyone likes a happy delivery guy.). here is my first post in months, and it's a "2fer".

i just woke up from a nap. and i have high-speed internet again. here's a random cartoon. i think it's real old. i was obsessed with eggs for ahwile.

hi internet, i've been away awhile. i meant to call, but i've been really busy. no, i'm totally not avoiding you...no, it's not like that. my wireless was down, and i...oh who am i kidding, i love you internet. let's run away together, just you and me. here's some cartoons to prove how much i want to make out with you.